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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy:lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl:babe what that??
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl:zack!!!
  • white boy:ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl:asshole!
  • white boy:im just playin babe
  • white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl:ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl:ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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ohgodbenny:

Jesus fucking christ.. There is a ship war between johnlockers and sherlolly shippers again.. We will never learn, will we? Why can’t we just stay in our tag, enjoy the fictions instead of throwing shit storm at each other??

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haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

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paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

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